Here is today’s B.C.! It’s about drugs, and about how when you do certain kinds of drugs, you get the so-called “munchies.”
Here is today’s Momma! It’s about the crushing expectations imposed by outdated gender roles on a confused and uninterested younger generation. (It also may be a dick joke? Is “picky” a dick joke?)
Mary Worth, 1/17/14
Here is today’s Mary Worth! It’s about how if you love someone, you should set them free. If they come back, they’re yours; and if you suspect they might not come back, you should surreptitiously unbutton the top of your shirt and let a virile patch of hair burst forth, just to make it clear what they’ll be missing out on.