Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 12/3/15
If you really want a glimpse into just how desperately poor Hootin’ Holler is, imagine a child lying in the dark with a pillow over his head, barely able to breathe, desperately trying to fall asleep so that a mysterious magical creature will come and wrench one of his teeth out of his head, leaving a few coins behind in return.
Gasoline Alley, 12/3/15
Gasoline Alley: still going on about scrapbooking, I guess! Did you know that Thomas Jefferson kept a scrapbook, of important news items from his presidency? Some might be inclined to refer to this not as “scrapbooking” but rather as “keeping an archive of important historical documents,” but at least he did it himself, rather than let the American taxpayer foot the bill like these liberal spend-o-crats in office today! (Ugh, actually, he probably had his slaves do it, never mind.)