Mary Worth, 6/26/17
So Katie did not let Esme fall into the sea, but instead heaved her back up onto the deck, causing the two of them to instantly form the sort of bond that only a genuine brush with death can bring about. They cling together in the rain, weeping, knowing that things have forever changed and their previous fight seems petty in the face of the awful event they just barely avoided. Meanwhile, in the ship’s photo gallery… “Hello, Mary! Do you like looking at pictures? I love it! Ha ha, look, it’s like the real people on the boat, but smaller!”
Beetle Bailey, 6/26/17
Ha ha, it’s funny because Sarge beats up Beetle to make him do what he wants!
Dennis the Menace, 6/26/17
Ha ha, it’s funny because Mrs. Wilson doesn’t love Mr. Wilson and hasn’t for years!