Baby Blues, 3/13/20
Wow, why would you ask Wanda what she did on her big date night with Darryl if you already knew what they did on their date? And why is this whole community whispering together to keep track of Darryl and Wanda’s movements? I’ve been reading this strip for more than a year and this is only the third time I’ve been moved to comment on it, so trust me when I say they are not that interesting.
Funky Winkerbean, 3/13/20
This is Bull’s CTE buddy, who just got word from his doctor that his decline due to CTE is accelerating, and despite the fact that he has, I’m pretty sure, a wife of his own, after getting this news he decided to go hang out with Linda, who was widowed when Bull drove his car off a cliff, due to CTE. “These are the super-depressing videos Bull liked to watch in the years leading up to his suicide,” Linda says, “so if you’re trying to psyche yourself up to kill yourself, you can borrow them if you want.”
Rex Morgan, M.D., 3/13/20
WE GET IT TILDY
DESPITE YOUR AGE, YOU’RE STILL A SEXUAL PERSON AND LOOK FORWARD TO AN ACTIVE EROTIC LIFE ONCE YOU AND ANDRZEJ ARE BACK TOGETHER
ACTUALLY ALL OF US WILL WITH ANY LUCK BE OLD SOME DAY SO THIS IS GOOD NEWS
THANKS FOR LETTING US YOUNGER FOLKS KNOW THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
ENJOY YOUR “WRASSLIN’” (VIGOROUS SEX WITH YOUR EX-HUSBAND)