Mark Trail, 7/10/20
Wow, this hotshot Hollywood producer clearly does not respect her himbo movie star boyfriend’s intellectual capabilities or ability to focus on consecutive sentences within a conversation at all, does she? “Jeremy, honey, [plausible-sounding justification for visiting Mark Trail]!” “And that’s why you set up a public meeting with me and Mr. Trail?” “Yes, I think it would be a good idea for [plausible-sounding justification for visiting Mark Trail that’s entirely different from the one she just floated like 15 seconds earlier]!”
Beetle Bailey, 7/10/20
Ha ha, it’s funny because Beetle suffered a traumatic brain injury!
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 7/10/20
Ha ha, it’s funny because Sheriff Tait broke his hand punching Snuffy in the face!