Friday one-liners
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Hagar the Horrible, 7/31/20
Of course, we associate Vikings with violent large-scale raiding expeditions against Western Europe in the 9th and 10th centuries, but it was really the small-scale acts of plunder that made up the emotional texture of their day-to-day lives.
Shoe, 7/31/20
I appreciate the way the bookseller has walked around the counter to stand right next to the Perfesser, so they can both stare directly at the reader together through the window as he recites this extremely on-the-nose punchline.
Mother Goose and Grimm, 7/31/20
Grimm is going to go … pee in somebody’s car, I guess?