Housewives … cooking steak? This I gotta see
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Blondie, 3/28/25
There is, as is often the case with Blondie, a Lot Going On Here, but let’s not sleep on the TV announcer appearing to react to Dagwood’s dismissal in the second panel. It’s as if they’re all too aware they exist only to be viewed by Dagwood, the center of this comic’s universe and the pivot point of its reality. “Please don’t change the channel! We’ll do a show that caters to your weirdo fetishes! I can’t go back to the void again! I can’t!”
Hagar the Horrible, 3/28/25
Honi’s romance with Lute is much frowned upon by her parents, generally playing on the trope of “Oh god our daughter is in love with an unsuccessful musician”, but today’s strip is I think the first I’ve seen that actually gets into what the lived experience of being in love with an unsuccessful musician is actually like. She goes to gigs with him at shitty clubs! She actually enjoys his music! She doesn’t get that nobody else does! He has to tell her stuff like “Uh, baby, the vibes were off”!
Family Circus, 3/28/25
Really enjoying the two Keane facial expressions here. Jeffy is wounded, obviously, but also kind of frozen and can’t quite articulate what exactly he’s feeling, while Ma Keane is like “Look, man, we all think this stuff, but we try not to say it, OK?”
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Blondie-“Wait a minute! Where’s the food? All they’re doing is having sex.”
FC-Jeffy then drops his truck and runs away.
Daddy Daze-“At least you’re not Wilbur Weston.”
HtH…I’m curious about the meaning behind the neck tattoo in panel 1 and wonder if it would be grounds for deportation in the current American climate
So Lute evidently covers Eminem…I’m intrigued.
Family Circumcision: I’m pretty sure Spectacles is just there for that sweet fire truck.
Mary Wormtounge: Since Batson D. Belfry’s niece isn’t wearing lipstick I assume those are hickeys on Wilbur’s face, which is pretty sick making.
FC: “Actually, I don’t care who’s home. I’ll play with PJ if I have to. You’re the ‘hot mom'”
Blondie: You know, Dag, you can actually watch shows that are just about the food, and leave the housewives out of it altogether. There are whole stations that show nothing else!
Things that resemble shit in today’s Family Circus: the color of the door, the color of the kid’s coat and hat, Jeffy.
MW: It’s fortunate that Dawn came home when she did, or we’d be privy to more be-lipsticked Wilbur flesh than this world should ever see.
RMMD: It’s going to happen. Will it happen now? Now? Now? Oh, who cares?
BLONDIE: Dagwood is already in thrall to the smart TV.
FC: This is a great trick for getting backstage at a show (“oh, I’m here with the shitty support act, they’ll vouch for me. But since they’re busy loading the van I GUESS I’ll hang with the headliners.”) which makes it all the more tragic he’s wasting it on getting into the Keane Kompound.
Blondie: “Real Housewives of Beef County” would be a great title for a porno about muscle women imho.
And thus, Lute introduced this band of Vikings, anachronistic pirates, and…Poison members, I guess, to the mighty works of Smash Mouth. Somebody get the phone booth back, already!
HtH…The red head seated at the table in panel 1 appreciates that Lute covered some of their favorite hairband songs
9CL: Has she literally turned to prostitution?
Luann: Just send Brad to the amusement park while TJ implants the baby.
FC: BS, kid. You just want to hang out and gawk at Thel’s sweater puppies, which I must say are in very good form today.
Blondie-Poor Blondie. She’s busy all day with her restaurant and catering business and then she has to come home and be expected to cook for Dagwood.
Blondie: [Sigh] Another fan service strip for its target audience: tapeworms.
@Tom T.: “9CL: Has she literally turned to prostitution?”
No, It’s just that Manhattan has no eligible single males left to boink. That’s why her sister is marrying Alistair, who is 17 going on 54 years old. And it’s why PLolly is settling for sweater vest dude.
It is a total break in Brooke’s usual – Meet, Fall instantly and permanently in love, Dweeb around about the whole thing for years, Finally get married in a church with everyone “going commando” for the wedding, THEN boink endlessly.
She did this before where she brought a boy (presumably) over to her mother’s apartment, hid him in the bathtub under the water, and had him service her secretly, with Edda being none the wiser, despite her being in the same room, and despite the difficulties in hiding an adult human in a bathtub that you are currently sitting in.
Hagar the Horrible: Real Vikings perform with a net across the stage to catch the flying mead steins. Which they then set fire to, burning the music hall to the ground before they pillage the local monastery, demand a payoff to go away, only later to return to undermine and eventually overthrow the local government. From what I know of the music industry, this checks out.
MW: I was watching an old ep of SNL and I found a Mike Myers character that *immediately* reminded me of the real life version of Wilbur:
https://youtu.be/pzo73jYl3Ew?si=jrav96DQJ7MrAche
9CL: Does the dialogue in this damned strip always have to be so clunky and pretentious?
The Family Circus: God, Thel, this is how vampires and cops without warrants get into the house. Don’t you know anything?
MW: My gorge rises at this.
Slightly related to The Family Circus: A few years back, when our son was still in elementary school, a neighbor girl came to the door, saying “Um? I think there’s a boy who lives here. He likes to play? Is he home?” I don’t know why I bring this up. Do you?
@Lauralot: As it should, but take it from an expert: Belle’s got good tentacle work, truly a master.
@jnoble:
Yes.
RMMD: SATURDAY ADVENTURE!!! “Yep, all’s clear.”
Mary Worth: I have to give credit to the artist of this strip for making sure that the lipstick marks on Wilbur’s face are in the exact same position they were yesterday.
Imagine having to be Jeff Keane and updating this used artwork your father drew decades ago for the sole purpose of updating your mother’s hairstyle. He left her in the bell-bottoms (what, no yoga pants?) and had to once again notice that dear old dad contorted and twisted mom into a weird standing position at the front door, so her still perky breasts (after four kids? You know this isn’t a formula family) are thrusting out as the centerpiece of the entire theme.
At some point, Jeffy, you’ve got to question the life choices of yours that brought you to this (everyday recycling old art created by pervy dad) as your career.
@Tom T.: Luann: I doubt TJ is attracted to women.
Blondie: So Blondie sits with her back to her husband? Is this the only way she can stand being with him? Really, no snark. It’s just weird—like do any humans behave like this?
The Bumsteads’ chair situation has always been confusing but at least Blondie is usually reading while Dagwood watches TV. Seeing her have to do that to her neck to also watch TV though… Is this some sort of sick power play on Dagwood’s part?
Blondie – “Why are there so many reality shows about ‘housewives,’ a sexist term that was considered insulting and outdated as far back as the 1970s?” “Quit yappin’ and rustle up my dinner, Blondie!”
Hagar – Yeah, but fifteen encores of “Rawhide”!?
FC – And by “play with,” he means he’ll hold the fire truck in one hand and Jeffy in the other, and smash them into each other while making motor noises.
FC: Actually, I think this whole scene makes a lot more sense when you realize that that’s actually Billy in a wig and glasses, making a pathetic attempt to look ‘cool’ in front of his family. Jeffy is baffled at his brother’s behavior, while Thel expression seems to say that she just wishes he could put this much effort into school.
Don Abundio, translated:
“Don Abundio must have been some sort of burrowing animal in a previous life”
“I know! Just think…”
“If we had a giant mallet we could play Whack-a-Mole!”
HtH: What songs does Lute cover? “Viking of Pain?” “Valhalla-back Girl?” “Rune Like Hell?” “A Norse With No Name?”
Blondie – Many people working reality TV had dreams of making film or scripted television, but took what job they could get. Likewise, many on that Blondie staff hoped to create their own comic strips with fresh new ideas, but took the job to get the foot in the door. Both groups are just spinning their wheels, working on long-running franchises that long ago lost their creative spark.
Hagar The Horrible – Hagar’s team isn’t afraid to call out the readers, giving them a new idea, but explaining that the audience for newspaper comics is generally hostile to original thoughts. Tomorrow it’s back to Hagar hating his mother-in-law or overindulging at the tavern.
Family Circus – Jeffy and Thelma are upset because this background kid character finally gets a line, a blows it by wearing a coat and hat in what is clearly a spring strip judging by the green plants by the door. The kid and his parents don’t know these episodes are produced months in advance. Don’t expect to see him hired again.
Tomorrow’s Mary Worth should be Dawn dropping a bowling ball on Belle’s foot. Sunday’s Mary Worth should be Dawn dropping a bowling ball on Wilbur’s foot, then picking it up and dropping it on his other foot. The pithy quote could be “Pain is just weakness leaving the body.”
Rex Morgan, MILF Diver – For some reason the line about a guy who couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse comes to mind.
@astroboy: Born to Rune?
@astroboy:
Immigrant Song
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
BG&SS: We’ve slipped thru a wormhole to a universe in which Hootin’ Holler is made of eyeglasses, every wheezing retiree has a CPAP machine, and all the salt is iodized.
H&L: Chip is well on his way to being a cranky, ignorant superfan who calls into radio talk shows to complain about greedy players, and expects an invite to the owners box for it.
GT spent days and days on Inma’s last match, and in one strip maybe two weeks have whooshed by. I know comic time is different than TV show time, but this whipsaws me a bit.
FC — Dennis changes his clothes and heads one street over from the Wilsons.
Menace Level: World Altering!
Hagar The Horrible: Really? No one else sees the last word in Honi’s dialogue as “tonigut? and reads the typo as a weird threat?
“I’ll rustle up some dinner, if only to get rid of this crick in my neck I get from watching television at a ninety degree angle. We’ve been married a long time, Dag, can’t I turn my chair to face the TV? Don’t get mad. No, please don’t open the maw!”
Blondie: Proof that the Young Industrial Complex is only barely familiar with pop culture and lags behind it at least a decade. The women aren’t housewives in the June Cleaver or Harriet Nelson sense, but hot wealthy women presented as self-centered so viewers can feel superior to them. A more realistic and snarky version? Dagwood loudly proclaims that he doesn’t find them sexy at all, no sir, and Blondie calls him on that bullshit.
“You didn’t sing any of your original songs tonight!”
“Of course not! In the oral tradition, the job of Aoidos is not invention, but transmission of oral tradition, with any changes embedded organically! We both believe in the artist as innovator, but that’s due to our contacts with the literate culture of Continental Europe! I’ll save my new poems for when I am in Normandy or Sicily!”
MW: KIND OF WACKY, YOU SAY DAWN???? Orrrrrr is it……like she has bats in her belfry?????
H&L:
“What about triples?”
I don’t know.
“THIRD BASE!”
CS: And by being “more suppository” about the new transportation levy, Ed means the public should give a shit.
JP: Apparently Reena will do whatever the hell Sophie tells her to do, and by God she’ll like it!
GT: Man, this is so high school! Sears is sad because Keri doesn’t like her anymore because Inma was mad at Keri for liking Sears, and now Keri is sad that Inma won’t let her like Sears because Inma doesn’t like Sears and Keri doesn’t want Inma to be mad at her. Gotta love it!
“Look, Honi, the pirate wanted sea shanties, the Moor wanted to hear songs of Al-Andalus, the Rus wanted me to sing of the Volga boatmen, and the punk wanted me to play something called Sex Pistols, but I’m not sure what either of those words meant. So I went with the celebrated song of our longships, Row, Row, Row Your Boat, and the crowd went wild.”
FC- Or transposed into the Blondie universe, where Herb comes sauntering in the door and announces “Tootsie’s really my wife but since she’s not home, I’ll come over and do Blondie!”
Which may seem shocking but we all know the girls like to mess with their husbands by sometimes wearing blonde or brunette wigs so the guys can’t be sure who they’re with, so it’s all good.
Blondie: What’s with the weird angle of Blondie’s chair? Like, I can understand not wanting to see Dagwood when he’s engrossed with the Food Network, but surely she can just quit the room entirely.
Hagar The Horrible: Presumably Lute had to play “Muddy Boots” – the greatest, most addictive musical composition in human history – several times in a row.
Family Circus: Ma Keane has no idea who this kid is and why he’s barging into her house, but she’s so checked out that she really doesn’t care anymore. She’ll go back to drinking herself to death while this random stranger bumbles about her home and her husband uses the scriptures of the Keane Kompound to justify abusing her.
“YOU CANNOT… *GAZE*… UPON ME AND REMAIN… *SANE*” the Dagwood had told her once. So she had turned her chair away from him. Sometimes, a “tendril” would reach out and take her hand… It wasn’t love… the Dagwood was not capable of emotions like we are. Perhaps a promise that when the rest of the universe had been devoured, he would finally put her out of her misery and eat her last.
C’shaft: Should be easy for Crankshaft, what with him having his head up his ass…
Dustin: “Low battery” is the scale’s way of telling Dustdad his heart is about to give out.
GT: I don’t think a couple of angry stares counts as a “kerfluffle.” It barely ranks as “howdy-doo.”
JP: Sophie, honey, is there something you want to tell us? I mean, I understand if you and Reena being a little leery about publishing your relationship up to now, the US is starting to get a little unfriendly to that sort of thing, but Norway will be a lot more welcoming…
MW: Wilbur, being a walking red flag himself, cannot recognize red flags in others. Kind of like how fish don’t notice the water around them.
Phantom: Look, I get wanting to escape Heloise’s matchmaking but surely there are easier ways than hitching a ride on a container ship…
RMMD: And Augie couldn’t have used Summer’s bed when she was sleeping on the couch beacuse…?
@cheech wizard: Blondie and Tootsie are the Betty and Veronica of the suburban bourgeois comic strip.
HTH- I suspect they’re not clapping for Lute, rather for Honi’s “interpretive dancing’
@TheDiva: re: RMMD: Cooties. Well, bedbugs actually.
@Ukulele Ike: And of course Tootsie sometimes does the mailman by accident.
The best thing about Family Circus today is that the little weirdo doesn’t even know the name of his friend’s little brother. It’s almost enough to make Billy, hiding behind–well, all the furniture’s been sold, so let’s say hiding in the next room–shout out “Don’t let him in!”
“I guess I will have to make do with Jeffy because Billy has better things to do” is also how Jeff Keane must feel about inheriting “Family Circus” because his older brother is an amazingly successful Disney animator
MW “She’s spontaneous! You know, like spontaneous combustion! And when she’s gonna blow, she’s gonna…”
“I GET it Dad, ewwww.”
HtH “Although, Honi, I was surprised when they all sang along to Christopher Cross’ ‘Sailing.’ I guess yacht rock’s gonna rock tonight.”
The Family Circus Spanish to English.
@Tonio: You definitely won’t see any of these “housewives” doing actual “housework.”
@Sequitur: Pointy letters.
@Old Man Shadow: Bravo.
Marvin Spanish to English.
Blondie: Blondie is so excited I can only assume she’s learning how to redirect Dagwood’s food monomania through association and thinks she’s found a slam dunk. I expect her to come back with a giant steak, a cowboy hat, chaps, and not much else. I give her 50-50 odds, honestly.
Blondie – Blondie’s boobs are both real and unreal (and I love them)….
HtH – They love you, YAH, YAH, YAH – They love you, YAH, YAH, YAH – They love you, YAH, YAH, YAH – YAH….
FC – To me, Thel’s expression says, well, would you look at that – a turd in plaid, with a toque and glasses….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
Judge Phantom Parker: “Wait…. are they doing it in the riptide??”
Dustin: DustinDad is a fat, lazy asshole #(I’ve lost count at this point)
Luann: So Toni definitely wears the pants in the relationship, and Brad is a bottom. …Good to know?
Rubes: Hey there, Enormous Dump. I found an outhouse for ya.
@Little Guy:
Do it in the riptide!
Do it in the riptide!
Do it in the riptide!
Do it all night!
Yay, Hagar after all these decades has finally shown a black person!
Oops, he’s wearing a leopard skin? And a nose ring? Oh, well–at least it’s progress. Right?
@Erik: Where’s his spear?
@jnoble: #18: re- MW: He does look like Wilbur but I doubt if Wilbur can successfully jumpstart a car without blowing up the battery or electrocuting himself.
Luann: Not to kink-shame anyone, but if Brad thinks “sex” is Toni body-slamming him, he may have to reconsider the whole fertility schedule.
MT: I have live-trapped a couple of raccoons over the years and have talked with others who did the same. This is not how it worked for us, with the raccoon showing up and then immediately bounding enthusiastically right into the trap. And our traps were baited. Once again it is clear that NYC is a very special place. And if this is your client, Sid, please congratulate him or her on that fine piece of acting, especially with the peanuts.
@Sequitur: That’s big enough for me but it’s still not Marvin-sized.
Let’s not pretend Jeffy isn’t used to this by now.
@Little Guy: Once in riptide, never back.
Hagar: Lute, your wordplay would work better if you weren’t wearing a head cover at the time.
HtH: A half standing O for the full Ring Cycle is still pretty impressive
“Belle wants my body, Dawn!” “For what, Dad?” “Sex stuff, Dawnie.” “Ewwwwwwwwww!” ” Magic Mountain is open!” “Zip that up, Dad!”
Billy rules, Jeffy drools.
love is… keeping your butt dry.
@Poteet: re MT: Thanks! I’ll pass your compliments to Rodney Raccoon on that acrobatic performance! Yeah, it was obviously staged and unrealistic, but notice Rodney isn’t in the cage yet. He may parlay this gig into a few more panels! And it’s left to our imagination where Mark was keeping those airplane peanuts when they got snatched – maybe his pants pocket? heh heh heh
GA: Finally, some old comic-strip characters besides Mutt and Jeff. The suffering has not been in vain.
AAGGGHHHH Spanish to English.
@Hibbleton: Dang, the really good stuff always happens off-camera.
@87 Sid, Agent to the Animal Stars!:
Nice variety of horse heads in today’s Bacön.
@Sequitur: And the bottoms of their feet are as horrifying as I had feared.
@Professor Well Actually: Luann: We can safely assume that he owns a turkey baster. :-)
MW: I know it’s just how Brigman usually draws Dawn, but man does she look extra-vapid today. Maybe she just took some serious mind-altering substances to deal with finding her dad PG-13 canoodling. Or maybe the artist did because she doesn’t want to face possibly having to draw even the comicspage-allowed-level bedroom scenes the writer is leading to
Hagar the Horrible-For some odd reason they really love Lute’s rendition of Led Zepplin songs.
JP: I missed an entire CC discussion about the newish(?) COMICS KINGDOM JP general panel, didn’t I. *Stares* I don’t know how I missed really seeing this before. Who ARE all these people??? Gaaaah. I think I actually do prefer the MW general panel that shows Zak’s rump forever dangling from a cliff.
@Liam: There’s a Walsung who’s sure that the Rheingold is hers, and she’s climbing the stairs to Valhalla…
@Poteet: The Family Circus perma-strip “annoys my head” every damn day.
Only the web site design geniuses at Comics Kingdom could come up with the concept of having every strip’s page headed by a giant banner, consisting of a randomly selected but never-changing installment of the strip, with the final panels and punchlines cleverly obscured by another huge banner, all of which requires you to scroll down a full page to see today’s installment. If they could have figured out how to make it poke a sharp stick in your eye every time the page loads, they would have done that too.
JUMPSTART:. Love it! With “HI”, I’ll never be intimidated by “AI” again.
LOLA:. Love the honesty, on hold (no buds) I often wonder if I have enough time to make a pot of coffee.
MW:. Don’t get attached, Wilbur. Easy come, easy go.
PLUGGERS:. Heck, this is true for everyone I know under 60 too. Even saw aan get married in black tennies. (Women often wear tennies under their wedding dress.)
Just…just stop, please, Marciuliano.
Not…not every character needs to have this speech hesitation.
And…and do we really need Bettina to be from the Ted/Hil line?
Good…good lord!
HtH: Poor Honi. She’s in love with a musician. She can’t talk to the dude</a<.
DT: “Macavity”. The joke dentist name is “Phil Macavity”. For goodness’ sake, Costello, if you must use a dumb ancient pun, at least commit to it! I look forward to to Piltdown calling his lawyers, Downey, Chattam and Hove.
HtH: I’m honestly less interested in the dynamics of Honi and Lute’s relationship than I am in what the artist imagines the audience looks like at a performance by a Norse skald. It’s like they started with an already ridiculous image of a live music crowd that was something like “The only people who attend ‘gigs’ are punks and metalheads, and our stereotype isn’t even sure those are different things,” and then made a half-assed attempt to “medievalise” it.
(And yes, I know “half-assed medievalisation of modern things” is 70% of this strip’s schtick, but I personally think it’d be much funnier if they were a half-assed medevialisation of stereotyped folkies, with beards and Fair Isle sweaters.) (Although, thinking about it, I suppose that stereotype probably only exists on this side of the pond.)
JP: Well, this continues to be all kinds of ridiculous, but at least if Sophie’s all the way over in Norway, that means we’ll be spared her storylines being constantly disrupted by arch meta commentary froDAMMIT, CES!
@Horace Broon: Macavity’s not there!
LUANN:. Thanks, TJ. This repeat of their first real date where both gave the finger to the man by going to an adventure Park rather then the formal Fireman’s Ball. Yeah, it worked that time.
FC: Pretty sure that’s how this kid got to be friends with Billy in the first place so there may be (some small) hope for Jeffy yet.
HtH: The crowd looks sufficiently anachronistic that we can assume Lute’s set was heavy on the Allman Brothers Band.
@Poteet:Okay, here’s my guess: No idea about the guy in overalls unless he’s Sophie And Neddy’s Dead Grandpa before he was dead, pretty sure the bespectacled lady is Marie, Judge Emeritus, probably Katherine (she looks a bit different, but that might just be because she’s not holding a wine glass), Work It Like A Claw And Call Me Randy, CIAPril, Sam’n’Abby, Neddy dressed very sensibly for standing in the ranch yard, Melody Mare (oh, and Sophie), and um… wait … could that be Ann? Does that mean the blond dude hiding behind the title is the crusading blond-haired lawyer I vaguely recall reading was Ann’s romantic interest back when she was a regular character? How old is this thing??
9CL: Yes, the man is just an old character model with a bad mustache scrawled on his upper lip. Yes, a golden couch just appeared out of the howling void. What part of “Brooke McEldowney” do you not understand?
C-Shaft: I didn’t expect Crankshaft to half-accidentally introduce the Centerville school transportation department to coffee enemas but maybe I should have.
Curtis: Barry can’t believe he was afraid of his own shadow as a baby but he flies into a tearful rage over nothing, so everyone else can believe it.
Dustin: Most comic strip men don’t have nipples when they appear shirtless. Want to know who the exceptions are? I bet you don’t!
GT: Nice to see that Inma is treating her loss like moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
MT: What’s the deal with airline food? The deal is that they hardly give you any, and what you get winds up being stolen by stray wildlife!
MW: Wilbur leaving the strangely stenciled-looking lipstick marks on his face is a reminder for those who need it—i.e. who have forgotten his locking the world out and marinating in his own filth because his goldfish died—that he can indeed dip below his baseline level of dignity.
Phantom: Wow, Heloise is doing more to bring back damaging blonde stereotypes than anyone since…her brother at any other point this week.
RMMD: The only menacing thing we’ve seen all week are those horrible curtains. Maybe the stalker got lost on his way to Summer’s house and gave up.
@Horace Broon: Costello and Ettinger had a big row over whether a dentist named “Macavity” would have to be drawn in a spangly cat costume, so it was changed to “McCafferty” to paper things over.
@TheDiva: I don’t know why Blondie’s chair is suddenly a topic of interest. Both chairs have been in this formation since, I don’t know, possibly the ’50s and ’60s. I remember wondering about it when I was younger, but I’m no closer to understanding this particular arrangement.
HtH: I’m glad Lute finally found his (or at least a) groove, but I’m more impressed by the waitress in the background, balancing a tray bearing a couple of large mugs of ale, dodging half-drunken Viking “warriors” probably for the hundredth time that night. Hope her tips are fat.
Phantom: The story from here on out will be Kit facing trial for murder because no one believes his claim Kadia drowned by swimming until she was exhausted. The phantom legend will languish because no one will replace number whatever-it-is, but also because when you see the modern city along the shore, and the container ships plying the waters off the coast, you realize colonialism has little tread in the modern era.
“I’ll rustle up dinner” is Blondie offering sexual favors to Dagwood, isn’t it?
@Horace Broon: That’s Neddy in her I-Just-Flew-In-From-Paris-and-Boy-Are-My-Arms-Tired little black dress. Remember when she returned to Cavelton with her neurotic French elf shoemaker in tow?
@110 Doc Wonmug:
In this context “rustle” means to steal, most likely, cattle.
It seems Blondie is about to embark on a life of crime.
Many thanks, Josh, for checking on Baja and letting us know he’s ok. Glad he’s fully engaged in real love fe.
9CL – Wait a minute. What happened to Polly’s true love, the stunted, over muscled template who didn’t have a name for several weeks? (It was Gerald.) Weren’t they talking about getting engaged minutes after they met?
Now Polly is an oversexed trollop making out with random strangers. This one is the dweeby template who buys his clothes the same place as Amos – the Ratty Goodwill Rejects Boutique. He probably ordered from the catalog instead of trying it on in the store to make sure it looked okay.
Seriously, someone should do a wellness check on Brooke. This is going off the rails even more than usual.
@Calvin’s Cardboard Box: Re hiding the boyfriend in the bathtub – It’s like Norwegian Wood, except he gets boinked instead of burning her house down.
Maybe next someone can check on the one who left in a huff because another poster was making fun of 30s/40s Germans
@Sggorj:Snowflakes gonna melt…I mean, the guy who said Nazism was wrong also said slaveholding was wrong. How much can a red blooded AmeriKKKan take?
@Rube: I’ve seen someone here a weeks ago discuss the notion that they and the other MIA poster are one in the same since they Hoffa’ed at roughly the same time.
HtH: Is it me, or is the lady serving the drinks sporting a left hand at the end of her right arm? Or is she balancing the tray on the back of her right hand?