But then how do they calculate the vig?
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Dick Tracy, 8/11/25
Sam, Lizz, and Lee are searching the apartment of loan shark Sphyrna, murdered by tech whiz Theresa Lakoyle with her glowing gun. Yesterday, Sam bet Lee a week of sandwiches that he would find key evidence in two minutes, and here he does. In the toilet. It makes him so damn happy; just look at that grin. Please don’t anybody tell him why he always gets toilet duty.
Alice, 8/11/25
Lady, you took your brain out of your head and handed it to Boyfriend there. Little analysis is required.
Mary Worth, 8/11/25
“Olive, you’re leaning hard into this ‘I am so unusual’ bit; maybe give it a rest for a while and see how that works out?” said Mary Worth, never.
Judge Parker, 8/11/25
“Everyone to the couch. Now. The psychiatrist‘s couch, because you people are nuts.”
—Uncle Lumpy
2 replies to “But then how do they calculate the vig?”
Slylock Fox-The bee was arrested for public nudity.
MW-“Sometimes I wish I wasn’t always running around fighting people who want to use their gifts to dominate others.”
MW-“But my parents don’t love me the way you love me, Mary.”
FC-The whole town was flaming.
Dick Tracy: Sam found the loan shark’s old iPad in the toilet, and now will spend the next two weeks trying to decode their business records from Spotify Wrapped lists and old Wordle scores.
Alice: I’m a fan of the late neurologist Oliver Sacks, but The Man in a Hat Who Mistook His Wife’s Brain for a Present just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Mary Worth: “They accept me. They have no choice. Not only because they’re my parents, but because if anyone isn’t nice to me, I’ll ‘send them to the cornfield.’ Ha, just kidding! No, but really, Mary, you should cool it with the meddling if you know what’s good for you.”
Pluggers: I understand the wordplay here, but it’s pretty much impossible to sell live worms in cans. I mean, Chef Boyardee Spaghetti & Meatballs comes close, but only in terms of texture.