We could all use the enjoyment, to be honest
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Pluggers, 11/8/26
This is one of those Pluggers where the art stands in contrast with caption. We’re told that pluggers have never left the place where they’re from — but here we see a smiling bear-man, striding confidently out of Pluggerville, looking back over his shoulder at his home town with affection but without regret at his new path. Sure, he’s not young anymore, but that doesn’t mean he can’t explore new things, expand his horizons, see the wo[DOG-MAN IS KILLED INSTANTLY BY A SPEEDING LIFTED PICKUP TRUCK DUE TO THE LACK OF PEDESTRIAN INFRASTRUCTURE ON THIS RURAL ROAD]
Mary Worth, 11/8/26
A tweet I think about a lot is from a woman who claimed that her ex-boyfriend would start shit with guys much bigger than him and then successfully defuse the situation by saying “it’s my birthday, I’m a little birthday boy,” and clearly Nelly is also deploying this strategy. It’s very obvious why Mary has come to her apartment, for the first time ever, but she wouldn’t dare unleash a passive-aggressive emotional interrogation on a sad little birthday girl, would she?
Luann, 11/8/26
I guess “I could use the enjoyment” is a reference to the need to offset the physical discomforts of pregnancy and, soon, the pain of childbirth, but maybe it’s just in general? She’s married to Brad, after all! Brad DeGroot. She could use the enjoyment! Any enjoyment at all, really!
8 replies to “We could all use the enjoyment, to be honest”
Mary Worth:
“You are my wife!”
— Edward Albert
“Goodbye, city life!”
— Eva Gabor
Mary Worth:
I think that the entire readership will agree with Nelly’s assertion that Mary is an SOB.
Pluggers-Another one is trying to escape. Release the balloon!
RMMD-“Oh my! You would think she would shoplift at a much better store.”
Pluggers:
You’re a plugger if you walk with your back to a lane of oncoming traffic, right next to you, that might smoosh you going 70 miles an hour.
Lockhorns: Leroy is polite enough to put his napkin over his erection as he enjoys the holes in his Swiss cheese.
Luann:
“But now you’ll have to come up with twice as many baby names.”
“Eh, not necessarily. There’s ‘Pat’; ‘Jordan’; ‘Riley’; ‘Taylor’; ‘Avery’; ‘Casey’; ‘Alex’….”
Luann:
I guess the joke is that Brad’s mom is being a busybody by coming up with a list of names without being asked, but considering just yesterday Brad and Toni were seriously considering naming their child “Scooter”, it’s obvious they need all the help they can get.
Pluggers:
You’re a plugger if the shirts you wear always look like irregular graph paper.