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Tune in tomorrow as Rev. Croom embarks on a new life of selective observance. He'll dine and dash (thou shalt not steal), covet Herb's wife, murder Jamaal, and make a graven image, but he'll at least call his mom to wish her a happy birthday (honor thy father and mother). The funnies haven't been this theologically bold since Judge Parker financed the construction of a giant needle big enough for a dozen camels to thread.

—Abram Beazer

Sunday, Jan 02, 2005 Comments are closed

The niceness continues

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Zits, 1/2/05

In keeping with my quest to say nice things about the Sun’s new comics in their first appearance in this forum, I present to you my favorite comics sound effect of 2005 so far. Behold, GXXXKK!! Zits is not held back by the tyranny of vowels.

I also like the way that Papa Zits (or whatever his name is) is extending an index finger towards the tree-shredder. Is he giving it a gentle push into the maw of the machine? Or is he just pointing and saying, “Ha! It said GXXXKK!!“

Sunday, Jan 02, 2005 Comments are closed

There’s a reason she needed to be “rescued”

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Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/1/05

It’s also a dog who will crap on the floor a lot. I’m just warning you.

Sunday, Jan 02, 2005 Comments are closed

It’s like this joke was reincarnated

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Shoe, 12/31/04

OK, never mind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — what’s the most recent year in which a joke about Shirley MacLaine’s belief in reincarnation would have been funny?

Hah! Trick question. The correct answer is never.

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The niceness continues

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There’s a reason she needed to be “rescued”

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It’s like this joke was reincarnated

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