There’s a reason she needed to be “rescued”
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Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/1/05

It’s also a dog who will crap on the floor a lot. I’m just warning you.
Wow, good for Mother Goose -- I'm so glad she's finally living her truth! Now if only we could learn the truth about her alleged motherhood, or whatever nightmare creature she actually is because last time I checked geese don't have enormous angular brow crests or shark fins(?) coming out of their heads? At least now we know her posterior head triangle is actually hair, which geese also don't have.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/1/05

It’s also a dog who will crap on the floor a lot. I’m just warning you.
Shoe, 12/31/04

OK, never mind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — what’s the most recent year in which a joke about Shirley MacLaine’s belief in reincarnation would have been funny?
Hah! Trick question. The correct answer is never.
Mark Trail, 12/30/04

White powder? Referred to as “stuff”? And … am I crazy … or is that a package wrapped in brown paper she’s reaching for? It’s too good to be true!