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Friday one-liners

Apartment 3-G, 1/11/08

Lu Ann’s parents are remarkably clear-sighted about their daughter.

Mary Worth, 1/11/08

Picking up dog shit turned out be significantly more distasteful than Mary had imagined it would be.

For Better Or For Worse, 1/11/08

John plans to kill his wife and feast on the delicious organ meats within her body.

Family Circus, 1/11/08

At that moment, any doubts Big Daddy Keane had about his plan to drown the children disappeared.

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