Herb and Jamaal, 7/12/13
Herb’s mother-in-law is a fallen angel, cast out of Heaven after she and her evil confederates attempted to rebel against the Almighty.
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 7/12/13
The introduction of flatlander science into Hootin’ Holler could have radical implications for the lives of the community’s inhabitants, which is why Maddy’s boy will probably be burned at the stake by the end of the week.
Dick Tracy, 7/12/13
“I know cigarette smoke could really irritate a throat injury, Dick, so just say something if you don’t want me to light up. No? Nothing? I’ll just take your silence as permission!”
It’s kind of sad when your real name is more embarrassing than “Pastrami Guy.”
Mother Goose and Grimm, 7/12/13
Grimm would like to “take a personal day,” for sex.