Friday one-liners
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Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 11/22/13
Jughaid has been spending a lot of time reading the “evil temptress” portions of the bible, which, to be fair, there are several to choose from!
Family Circus, 11/22/13
“I’m smilin’ right now, real smug-like, ’cause I’m super-convinced that hearin’ my voice will make you happy, and not, say, close your eyes and hold the bridge of your nose between your thumb and forefinger and sit very still for a few minutes.”
Dennis the Menace, 11/22/13
“You must be part fish, because my dad says you’re a real catch, and his browser history is full of hardcore mermaid porn!“