Mary Worth, 10/29/06
TOMMY’S COMING BACK! TOMMY’S COMING BACK! TOMMY’S COMING BACK!
Oh, let’s bask in the anticipatory Tommyness, shall we?
As noted, if you’re not already familiar with the gospel of Tommy, now’s the time to get ready for the hijinks. Start here and work your way forward chronologically.
Anyway, based on the sub-Crossing Over with John Edward chicanery on display here, I’m going to guess that Ella is not actually a psychic, but is a one of Tommy’s friends from the joint in drag, pulling some kind of scam over on dear old mom. It’s all going to end in tears and recriminations and basement meth lab explosions. I’m a very happy man.
Family Circus, 10/29/06
The sequence of dialog is important here. “If people see you they’ll know who we are!” “And we’ll miss out on any extra candy!” So, you give more candy to total strangers than to kids that you know? There’s only one possible explanation: Their neighbors hate them as much as we do.
Judge Parker, 10/29/06
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