Dennis the Menace, 2/17/07
OK, it’s official: somebody over at Dennis the Menace central thinks that spelling “vegetables” as “veg-tables” is automatically hilarious. And it’s not, OK? It’s just … not. Stop it.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/17/07
“And by ‘we,’ I obviously mean ‘our dog.’ That’s why we had a V-chip installed in her brain!”
Judge Parker, 2/17/07
Wow, yesterday I thought Neddy’s weird nauseated face was supposed to represent shock and surprise; today we learn that in fact, she really is massively hung over and on the verge of hurling all over everyone waiting in line to register for classes. This will surely earn her the permanent nickname of la Barfeuse among her classmates.
Also, if her right hand gesture is any indication, she seems to have joined a gang at some point over the course of the previous night’s activities.
They’ll Do It Every Time, 2/17/07
This tale is perhaps understood a little better if we reverse the sequence. “Howzat again? Buttbrain loathes his wife with every fiber of his being, but then … when he goes to work … heh, heh … there’s no end to the inappropriate sexual advances! OH YEAH!”