Five sentences about five cartoons
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Beetle Bailey, 5/4/07
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Beetle is a zombie.
Herb and Jamaal, 5/4/07
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Sarah and Herb’s sex life is pretty much nonexistent, much to her disappointment.
Family Circus, 5/4/07
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Jeffy is a solipsist.
Apartment 3-G, 5/4/07
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Lu Ann does not actually have any friends and family who love her.
For Better Or For Worse, 5/4/07
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Liz is a total idiot.