Funky Winkerbean, 9/21/07
Lisa’s friends have decided to poison her as an act of mercy, and if they kill Les in the process, it won’t really bother them that much.
Pluggers don’t have health insurance, so they take their kids to the vet.
For Better Or For Worse, 9/21/07
Michael’s daughter has some sort of remotely operated mind-control chip installed in her brain.
If you’re an ant, and half the people you’re at a party with suddenly get eaten alive, it’s not that big a deal, I guess.