Item one: Hey, I got quoted in a USA Today article about For Better Or For Worse! Um, I’m talking smack about Beetle Bailey in my quote. There’s context. You can also listen to the article’s author, Steve Friess, interviewing Lynn Johnston … if you dare.
Item two: Faithful reader Keg of Curd has created the ultimate Pluggers randomizer. Keep reloading the page to match up Pluggers panels with a set of captions that pretty much distills the feature down to its bleak essentials.
Item three: Faithful reader JamesinMaine demonstrates that, despite all logic, there are certain advantages to being Clambake:
Item four: Faithful reader Mooncattie took his Gail Martin t-shirt to fabulous Niagara Falls!
More bizarre, baffling merchandise like this is available at the Comics Curmudgeon store.