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Marmaduke, 3/17/09

Hello, Comics Curmudgeon readers! We interrupt your usual “Marmaduke eats people” joke to bring you the following “Marmaduke participates in bestiality” joke:

Marmaduke has somehow managed to displace his male owner from his bed, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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Marmaduke has somehow managed to displace his male owner from his bed, probably by eating him.

Beetle Bailey, 3/17/09

I suppose there are some legitimate, military-related reasons as to why a U.S. Army general might stand in front of a line graph and talk about declining numbers of some sort to a bunch of people sitting around a long table, and I could try to think of some, but … look, you and I both know that’s not how it went down over at the Beetle Bailey division of Walker-Browne Amalgamated Humor Enterprises LLC. I think it went more like this:

  1. Hey, I thought of a joke that would work well in a boardroom, because of the recession!
  2. Hmm, our strip takes place in a military environment. Can we make it work somehow?
  3. No. But everyone else gets to make recession jokes. It’s not fair!
  4. Hey, I have an idea! Let’s use the joke anyway!
  5. [Sound of golf bags being hoisted onto shoulders]

Apartment 3-G, 3/17/09

“At last, [name of A3G girl]’s going to live out her ultimate fantasy — a three-way with two dudes who look exactly alike! Oh, wait, I just described every M-F-M three-way in the Apartment 3-G universe.” –Josh Fruhlinger, December 4, 2008.