Wednesday quickies
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Apartment 3-G, 5/13/09
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Hey, Margo’s Mousy Assistant Whose Name I Cannot Be Bothered To Remember (from here on in to be referred to as MMAWNICBBTR): take a cue from your boss and finger-quote! It’ll save you time!
Beetle Bailey, 5/13/09
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I was going to say that Beetle should be charging more for his escort services, but then I thought, what kind of added value does he really offer the customer, anyway?
Dick Tracy, 5/13/09
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“We’ll see who’s about to die” ought to be Dick Tracy’s mission statement.
Momma, 5/13/09
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“Also, we’ll all be dead soon enough, so it’s not really our problem!”