Now that they’ve finally mastered texting technology, Blondie and the mailman will have a much easier time conducting their affair.
“I mean, fleeing like a coward the moment things get difficult is really much more my shtick.”
Dennis the Menace, 7/16/10
This is actually news that Mr. Wilson will enjoy hearing, considering the Post Office’s policy of only putting people on stamps after they’ve died.
Herb and Jamaal, 7/16/10
HA HA HA HERB’S DAUGHTER YOUR GOD HAS FAILED YOU — NOW IT IS TIME TO TURN TO SATAN