Funky Winkerbean, 8/16/11
Aww, look at Cayla’s little secret smile as their romantic walk suddenly turns into yet another opportunity for Les to natter on about his dead wife. “Lisa who? Lalalalalalalala I CAN’T HEAR YOU … happy thoughts happy thoughts”
Apartment 3-G, 8/16/11
“Her fiancé got killed in Tibet, so she’s got nobody to turn her down for sex!”
Mary Worth, 8/16/11
ALERT: CLEAN-CUT SKATEBOARD KID HAS BEEN JOINED BY OTHERS TO FORM A CLEAN-CUT SKATEBOARD GANG. ALL NYPD UNITS REPORT TO QUAINTTOWN NEIGHBORHOOD IMMEDIATELY. BRING WATER CANNONS. SUSPECTS MAY BE CHEWING GUM.