Dennis the Menace, 12/6/11
Dennis is bad at eating, inevitably ending up covered with half-masticated food, misaimed condiments, and slobber.
Mary Worth, 12/6/11
Mary has now completely forgotten about the missing Emily Smith, and has ironically become fixated on the idea that she might be losing her memory instead.
Six Chix, 12/6/11
Due to her family’s poverty, this little girl isn’t going to college, and indeed will probably die of malnutrition long before she has a chance to graduate from high school.
Pluggers like to swing with other couples from their church.