Beetle Bailey, 5/20/14
Could it be that Beetle Bailey is trying, in its own weird, aimless way, to come to terms with the increasingly mechanized nature of modern warfare, in which modern soldiers are being replaced by drones and other machinery? Does Corporal Yo’s non-functional Beetle-bot represent a yearning for the days when at least human exhaustion could put the brakes on endless, merciless war? Whatever the larger significance, I think we can all agree that the best part about this robot is that nobody’s attempting to have sex with it.
Hagar the Horrible, 5/20/14
Haha, it’s funny because this lady just washed the floors, and they’re about to be covered with the blood and viscera of everyone she’s ever known and loved!
Mary Worth, 5/20/14
GOD DAMN IT TOMMY YOU GOD DAMN SELL-OUT
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CUT YOUR HAIR
AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT STUPID SHIRT
“OH BUT I’M WEARING WHITE LIPSTICK, IT’S SUPER PUNK ROCK”
BULLSHIT, YOU’RE GOING TO WIPE IT OFF RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERVIEW AND YOU KNOW IT
I’M COMPLETELY DISGUSTED HERE