Mother Goose and Grimm, 7/21/14
Attila imagines he’s worth cloning.
You know, this strip is missing out on some pretty rich promotional opportunities:
And I bet Mooch from Mutts could kick Attila’s ass: “Shlap! Shmack! Schwat! Shpank!”
Um, … because they could? Though I suppose this isn’t a great time to be getting all smart-ass.
Is he … burping that plutocrat? Careful there, Ox – you’re gonna get foie gras and Paulliac all over that nice shiny vest.
And look at that dumb Ox – manhandling a mere magnate while the parker-driver gets away!
Beetle Bailey, 7/21/14
This is Beetle Bailey of the newspaper comics.
Is it even remotely funny?
No, it’s Beetle Bailey of the newspaper comics.
Comic artists everywhere: lovingly cultivated nose-hair ≠ moustache.
Sarge is forever on guard against poachers, who hunt him for his tooth.
— Uncle Lumpy