“If you hadn’t been anybody’s wife, forget it! I definitely wouldn’t have rescued you!”
Mark Trail, 2/20/15
“It made me think of my own wife! Her name is Hope, and I love her so much I never even mentioned her before now. Definitely I would never take her deep into the swamp where I keep my bog-palace! I mean, people’s wives get kidnapped all the time out here! What kind of monster are you, Mark, bringing your poor wife into this hellhole kidnapping-land?”
Dennis the Menace, 2/20/15
By refuting the basic premises behind harsh prison sentencing, Dennis menaces our modern prison-industrial complex and the culture of retribution that feeds it.
Funky Winkerbean, 2/20/15
Literally Funky Winkerbean is just spending days having representatives of Enormous Midwestern University be smirking dicks to the hapless teens of Westview High. I mean, I guess most people in this strip are smirking dicks to everyone else all the time, but somehow it jumps out more when non-recurring characters do it.
I know this is one of those things where just speaking the name summons the thing into existence, but at the moment I am very glad for the Google search results I just got:
Clearly any such stories would include a depth of emotional and sexual cruelty that would put Fifty Shades of Grey to shame.