Six Chix, 3/7/15
“Hey man, what if, like, what we think of as ‘God’ is really just a much more powerful being who watches over us the way we watch over animals? ‘The Lord is my shephard,’ right? But, get this, what if, like, God wants something from us, man? What if, like, He’s harvesting something from us, and we don’t even know it, just like those poor chickens don’t know what we’re doing with the eggs, man.”
[takes a huge bong hit]
[is a sophomore in college]
Dennis the Menace, 3/7/15
Dennis, meanwhile, is here to liberate these chickens. Few things are more menacing than revolution.
Mark Trail, 3/7/15
Oh snap, Mark Trail will see your “let’s foster an orphaned deer” and raise you a “let’s foster an orphaned moose”! Do not try to muscle in on Mark Trail’s insane animal storylines, capisce?