What this vast fortune needs is a private army to spend it on
Judge Parker, 5/2/15
Say what you will about Judge Parker, but it is not afraid to play the long game. Remember way back in May of 2013, when Sophie casually mentioned that wars interest her? Well, that interest is not just academic. Sophie understands that she’ll probably have to spend a few years on the battlefield to gain experience and cred, of course, but she no doubt rightfully assumes that her coldly calculating intellect will quickly catapult her up the ranks until she’s planning major campaigns from deep in her underground bunker, ordering cities to be wiped out with a mere gesture. Honey Ballenger will be sorry she
stole away prevented Sophie from stealing away Derek then, in that brief moment before the flash vaporizes her and everyone she’s ever known.
Sure, there are a lot of problems with America’s profit-focused health care system, but look on the bright side: maybe it will kill Momma!
This is just literally what oral tradition is
You haven’t put a plugger twist on it all
Come on now