Your precious poetry can’t save you now, professor
Family Circus, 8/29/15
Ma and Pa Keane are honestly not very good at keeping their children’s minds from being contaminated by content from outside the Keane Kompound. Why, here little Dolly and Jeffy are being allowed to watch a bearded jazz-man play his devilish tunes! They could even be taping this on the VCR and watching it repeatedly if they wanted! Don’t their parents know that the line that begins with Dave Brubeck leads directly to morphine addiction?
Mary Worth, 8/29/15
NOOOOOO IAN AND TOBY, DON’T GET DIVORCED! YOU’RE AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS! I feel like because I cheered on their fight for my own entertainment I’m at least partially responsible for this.
Funky Winkerbean, 8/29/15
If Les can’t be fired for being a smug, grandiose dick, maybe he can be fired for pushing religion in public schools.