Gasoline Alley, 11/24/15
“The turkey — ’cause it’s had all its organs removed and replaced with bread crumbs! Gobble! Gobble! I’m a walking corpse! Gobble! Gobble!” [audience continues roaring with laughter]
Judge Parker, 11/24/15
I’ve never read the Fountainhead, but this is pretty much what I imagine all the sex scenes are like.
Oh, do you think these Archie newspaper comics are just endlessly recycled reruns from the 1990s? Well, what about the dead-eyed teen girl in panel three with the current year on her shirt, huh? Checkmate, doubter!