Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/23/17
Oh yeah, right, the artist of those smutty comic books Rex found under his floorboards, for whom Buck is serving as an agent, is real real old! I certainly hope Buck is running a Weekend At Bernie’s-style scam for this book tour, and that whopper of a check he just handed Rex was a bribe to make sure that the good doctor certifies Hank Sr. as “just resting his eyelids.”
Mary Worth, 1/23/17
Wouldn’t it be great if this conversation just kept going on with misunderstandings that make Zak feel like Iris condescending to him as a young person?
“Heh heh … no, Zak, I was just quoting Bogie!”
“Bogie? Isn’t that a golf term? You’re making fun of me because I don’t play golf, like some guy your age would?”
“No, he’s a film actor…”
“Oh, you like films, huh? I suppose I can’t appreciate that because I’m too young to remember a day before movies were shot digitally, and also I can’t sit still in a theater for two hours without looking at my phone?”
“No, Zak, the movie’s called Casablanca…”
“In Morocco? You know I haven’t travelled to Africa! I’m not worldly the way … the way Wilbur is!” [sobs]
Dennis the Menace, 1/23/17
Dennis plans to opt out of the entire economic structure of our society. Menace level: very high.