The Lockhorns, 5/13/17
You know how it works: with worms, you catch a little fish. With a fish, you catch a much, much bigger fish. One big enough to swallow you whole, you and your entire boat, and end your hated life with your hated spouse forever. Look at Leroy’s faraway smile, just thinking about how death, blessed death, will finally come for him, deep in a friendly fish’s warm, snug belly.
Mark Trail, 5/13/17
Oh, hey, uh, are these guys still talking? Apparently! The hairlines are continuing to retreat at a rapid pace. Look at the dude in panel one! He’s just got a hair island left in the middle of his head! For a gruff cop, that is an extremely avant-garde hairstyle.
Mary Worth, 5/13/17
OH MY GOD IT REALLY WAS A TRAP
AND NOW KATIE’S BEEN LEFT TO DIE IN A
FILTHY ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEAN HAITIAN BATHROOM
LEAVING ENTERTAINER ESMÉ FREE TO SEDUCE DEREK, AND THEN SMOKE CIGARETTES WITH HIM AFTERWARDS
THIS IS AMAZING