Hi and Lois, 7/2/17
tfw the external forms of patriotic celebration are more important to you than the practical matters of political liberty
tfw you almost never talk about your dead wife and when you do it becomes clear why: you can only associate her with your vigorous youth, which makes you all the more ashamed that you are now old and decrepit and alone
Mary Worth, 7/2/17
tfw some old lady hands you a picture of you and your wife and it convinces you to … recommit yourself to your marriage somehow? by tracking her down and yelling at her that she’s wrong until she loves you again? this is a plan that will definitely work!