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As a matter of policy, the Comics Curmudgeon stands foursquare behind Love, and specifically condemns ichthyophobia in all its forms.
Arctic Circle, 9/22/17
And here is your second newspaper comic mermaid sex joke of the day. Maybe there’s something in the water?
Hägar the Horrible, 9/22/17
Hägar and Helga take up residence between the whorehouse and the monastery. Expect to be seeing a lot of Brother Olaf, guys: that guy practices what he preaches.
“… I could not stand by and watch you become a murderer. But I’m totally down with watching you shrivel in agony to a desiccated corpse. Out of love! I’m also OK conspiring with Spider-Man to murder you. Um … love!”
Gasoline Alley, 9/22/17
Dick Tracy reads Gasoline Alley twice — once in the paper and once online. He’s just that tough!
— Uncle Lumpy