Look, I’m a firm believer that your masturbatory life is your own business, even if you’re in a committed relationship, and that includes any associated props and interior mental processes. That said, it’s your own business because you keep it your own. You don’t need to talk about how horny you are for this pie right in front of your wife, dude.
A hero rises … after being inconvenienced when his vacation plans are disrupted! The Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!