Beetle Bailey, 1/17/20
Congrats to Beetle Bailey on more or less understanding an aspect of modern life! Just a few little corrections:
- The term you’re sort of botching is “social media star,” though honestly what you’d really want to say is “influencer.”
- Despite the fact that King Features has 1,067 Instagram followers, Beetle, even with three times that many, would be several orders of magnitude away from being a true influencer.
- Instagram wouldn’t really be Beetle’s platform, anyway; where he’d do gangbusters would be with his own ASMR YouTube channel.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/17/20
Finally, Rex sees an opportunity to nail down exactly how old his wife is, something he’s been trying to figure out without just breaking down and asking her directly for years now. But June’s not going to let him get out of it this easily.