Panel from Slylock Fox, 7/12/20
Slylock isn’t panicking because he knows that, due to the square-cube law, you can’t simply make an animal bigger but keep its proportions and functions otherwise the same: its mass increases more quickly than its surface area, and the physics that allow its anatomy to work would simply fail in a much larger version of the creature. This poor monstrosity is no doubt dying in agony right now, its internal organs collapsing under their own weight! (If you’re wondering how Slylock being a human-sized fox fits in with all this, the answer is he’s actually normal fox sized and anything you see to the contrary is just Lord of the Rings-style forced perspective trickery.)
Dustin: come for the pointless intergenerational warfare, stay for an extremely unpleasant new euphemism for genitals!
Hagar the Horrible, 7/12/20
Another victory of the working class over the bosses who would divide them! War is a racket, kids!
Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/12/20
The greatest love story every written keeps getting more romantic, everybody