Mostly cussin’
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Dick Tracy, 8/13/25
“Oh heh heh heh you’re absolutely right, boss. Say, I have a correction of my own: ‘I counted 211 names, dick!'”
Curtis, 8/13/25
OK, you can say “turd” in Curtis but not “toilet.” Noted.
Slylock Fox, 8/13/25
1) Pluto, dammit!
Phantom, 8/13/25
Patrolwoman Dai has her eyes on the prize
With the wool firmly pulled over her colonel’s eyes
She is skilled in all manner of social control
To advance her career in the Jungle Patrol!
So that General Chuma had better watch out
‘Cause there isn’t an ethical code she won’t flout!
He could find himself chained in his mine’s deepest hole
To help Dai make lieutenant at Jungle Patrol!
It’s a cinch that Ms. Dai will now rise through the ranks,
Passing Hawa and Kay and the rest of those skanks
‘Til she stands within reach of her ultimate goal:
The Unknown Commander of Jungle Patrol!
—Uncle Lumpy
4 replies to “Mostly cussin’”
FC-“If we leave them on that island do you think they could get off,” Bil asks Thel.
MW-“Use your gifts, Olive. Let the hate flow through you.”
Dick Tracy-“Two hundred and eleven people I can rough up but first I need to change my pants.”
MW: These are random bullies on the beach, or everyone in the NY Metro region knows Olive? (Or are they talking about Mary?)
DT: Holy cow, they have the Epstein list!
Phantom:
I’m really impressed by this foot soldier Dai
She speaks to the Colonel to show him the way
Intrepid and fearless, she’s pleading her case
While staying away from his personal space
She wants to go out and explore the terrain
Oblivious to the predictable pain
Despite all the peril that she has been shown
She says she prefers to just go it alone
Quite fierce, and combative, will be her approach —
Like world-famous, late Hoosiers’ basketball coach
She’ll gladly embrace each conceivable fight
Thus turning redoubtable Dai into Knight!