Say, let’s catch up on what’s going on in some of the serial strips I’ve been neglecting, shall we?
Mary Worth, 11/30/06
In Mary Worth, Ella is giving psychic marital advice to 1944 and ’48 Republican presidential candidate Thomas Dewey.
Gil Thorp, 11/30/06
In Gil Thorp, Bill Ritter has done some sort of grievous harm to himself with a chainsaw, possibly involving the loss of a limb. But the important is that now Stormy Hicks is a real hero.
Gasoline Alley, 11/30/06
In Gasoline Alley, Walt, in what may or may not be some elaborate metaphor for his death and/or apotheosis, has been hanging out at the “Old Comics Home”, and having a high old time of it — until today, when he encountered the terrifying, heroin-addled, twelve-foot-tall puppet-beast they have tied up in the back room.
The Phantom, 11/30/06
And in The Phantom, the-Ghost-Who-Is-Clever caused a villain-killing plane crash with the power … of psychology!
Which is kind of a shitty superpower, when it comes right down to it.
But it’s still better than anything Spider-Man’s got.