Five one-sentence wonders
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Mark Trail, 10/5/06

Molly is a coward who would rather humiliate herself than fight.
Marmaduke, 10/5/06

Marmaduke is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
Pluggers, 10/5/06

Pluggers have senile dementia.
Spider-Man, 10/5/06

Hitler is a big fan of Nicole Kidman.
One Big Happy, 10/5/06

Aldo Kelrast really was the ghost of Captain Kangaroo.