Thursday one-liners
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Dennis the Menace, 5/24/07
Dennis’ black, shriveled heart does not understand this feeling you call “love.”
Gil Thorp, 5/24/07
The Lady Mudlark softball team ought to forget about breast cancer and get Brynna Antenna to a reconstructive surgeon who can do something about her leathery mask of a face.
Family Circus, 5/24/07
Billy will go far.
For Better Or For Worse, 5/24/07
April can destroy things with her mind.
The Lockhorns, 5/24/07
The Lockhorns’ marriage is so depressing that it defies all human understanding.
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 5/24/07
Child labor is alive and well in Appalachia, or the Ozarks, or wherever the hell this strip is supposed to be set.
Pluggers, 5/24/07
Or died. He may well be dead.