Apartment 3-G, 8/24/07
“But if you won’t have dinner with me, I swear to God it’s all you’ll hear about for the next six months. Choose wisely.”
Gasoline Alley, 8/24/07
His elaborate meteorite scheme having failed to rid his neighborhood of African-American youth, Slim resorts to Plan B: Killing and eating them.
Judge Parker, 8/24/07
If Judge Parker went in for dramatic NEXT! boxes like Spider-Man and the Phantom, this strip could have one that read “NEXT! Render unto Caesar!” Or it could just play to its strengths and say “NEXT! More of Trudi’s ass!”
Pluggers are a danger to good, honest citizens, and our weak-kneed liberal court system can’t protect us from them. Vigilante justice is the only answer.
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