I’m not sure which thought is more disturbing: that this is some sort of metaphor for pubic hair depilation, or that it’s a straightforward and genuinely insane comic about cactuses having sex.
Family Circus, 10/19/08
In order to keep Jeffy pure, his parents are sheltering him from troubling concepts such as “genitals.”
Slylock Fox, 10/19/08
Oh, Cassandra, isn’t trying to worm your way out of speeding tickets kind of beneath you? For that matter, isn’t stopping speeders kind of beneath the chief of police? Look, just show some leg, thus disabling the part of Chief Mutt’s brain that can do math, and we can all forget that any of this ever happened.
Panel from Blondie, 10/19/08
This is way more than I ever wanted to know about Mr. Dithers’ personal life.