Judge Parker, 3/20/10
“You should get a reward for this!” exclaims Judge Randy, waving a wad of cash left by some plaintiff’s attorney. “I mean, everybody gets rewards . . . like, for everything, all the time — don’t they? I sure do! Rewards are cool! You like my new watch? It was a reward! April, too — very rewarding! Hey, walk to my car with me . . . I bet there’s a twenty in it for ya!”
Between Friends, 3/20/10
Better health begins with “Shut the hell up!” Take that first step today!
Apartment 3-G, 3/20/10
“Why am I going home to an empty apartment? Lu Ann is there!”
Sonja’s husband died of natural causes, yet no one will believe it wasn’t suicide.
It was wild, wasn’t it? But it’s spring now — enjoy!
— Uncle Lumpy