Curtis and Barry discover Michelle’s camgirl site with Zoom stuck at 400%.
Between Friends, 7/10/18
Obsessive neurotic Susan has vague memories of her former life.
Funky Winkerbean, 7/10/18
NARRATOR VOICE: “Their book was never nominated.”
Also, dearie, it’s called a “spit take,” not a “nod take” — you sip the coffee first; you don’t stick your damn nose in it. Any self-respecting Eisner nominee would know this.
Judge Parker, 7/10/18
Abbey has willed a gallows into existence in Sam’s office. Tread lightly, Sam!
Mary Worth, 7/10/18
Tommy has discovered the one person in Santa Royale who’s more of an emotional wreck than he is. I hear wedding bells!
Sally Forth, 7/10/18
Girl fight Girl fight GIRL FIGHT!!!
OK, that’s the actual joke; I just couldn’t help myself.
— Uncle Lumpy