Beetle Bailey, 7/30/11
General Halftrack’s request for a three-way has yielded a scenario that’s very, very different from his fantasies.
Crankshaft’s family has converted to Seventh Day Adventism, probably to provide an excuse to spend less time with him.
Family Circus, 7/30/11
Despite their parents’ attempts to teach them an orthodox theology, the Keane Kids still believe in zombies.
Gil Thorp, 7/30/11
Gil Thorp is somehow managing to make its new sexting storyline even duller than the last one.
Luann and Quill have stumbled upon the world’s chastest orgy.