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Mark Trail, 10/12/11
Hey, the gang’s back together again, and Kelly’s in full vixen mode: look how she line-jumps poor Andy to plant one on Mark. Kelly, you want to get with this guy, take a tip from Andy and use a lot more tongue.
Apartment 3-G, 10/12/11
“Yes, don’t forget his family — his creepy, intrusive, controlling family who will live right next door to you in New Jersey. Because I’m pretty sure they’re won’t forget you, what with the 24-hour surveillance and all.”
Family Circus, 10/12/11
Dolly, don’t taunt others for developmental conditions beyond their control. It sets a precedent you may regret.
“Still other times I’d stand astride you with a whip shrieking ‘Grovel, worm!’ while you groveled, like a worm. Seriously, Knute — how are you not getting any of this?”
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In a brazen attempt to capitalize on the wave of Bible Bird Band enthusiasm sweeping the Internet, Audubon has teamed up with 20th Century Fox to promote the new birding movie The Big Year with a contest they call Birding the Net. In the words of the press release, “The game will go viral….” Whoa!
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Mark Trail’s Greatest Hits – a Fall Fundraiser special, part 3
Mark Trail — 11/22/06, 1/14, 2/25, 4/19, 5/21/08
— Uncle Lumpy