Short and baffling
Press on, dreamer — this is Crankshaft.
Funky Winkerbean, 8/22/12
“Pleeeeeeeease? And thank your lucky stars you only lost an arm, young lady!”
Family Circus, 8/22/12
“Or we could stick seeds in all that dirt on me and grow crops right here.”
They’re a family business. Have a nice day.
— Uncle Lumpy