Dick Tracy, 5/8/14
Bored with getting into gruesome shootouts with human suspects who all sadly end up dead before they can be arrested and stand trial, Dick Tracy is going to see what it’s like to shoot a horse for resisting arrest.
Mark Trail, 5/8/14
Mark Trail is in newspapers everywhere walking around with no shirt on, which seems like it should be at least as big a news story as this missing plane thing.
Beetle Bailey, 5/8/14
Beetle has a pretty bad bed-wetting problem, apparently.
Apartment 3-G, 5/8/14
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